"Fight smarter, not harder." Chapin
  "Deliver me, oh die-20, from death!" J.T.D.
  "I brought 6 PC's tonight, just in case." Scott
  "I've got the feeling that Grym Mastyrz isn't who he seems...." LBaker
  "Dammit, I'm not Dr. Quinn, cyber-doc!" TQD
  "ARRRR, I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!"-Ralts
  "We'll check out the hill before checking out Dachau, and check those old ruins real close."-LBaker
  "Stupid Juicer.  Dodge on a Carpet of Adhesion."-Perkins
  "What do you mean I'm dead, I have 1 M.D.C. left!"-Hiedi
  "This campaign is dumb, everybody is more powerful than my first level vagabond."-Ed
  "Aw crap, I keep forgetting to have the auto-switch for my solar to nuclear power replaced." J.T.D.
  "STAND AND DELIVER!!"-Ralts
  "He's dead?  Let's eat him."-Chapin
  "Not him again!"-everyone
  "As soon as he leans down to check on the flat tire, I'll ram my vibro-spur into his eye from under the truck."-Ralts
  "Let me get this straight, we are out of ammo because you keep dumping clip?  Mike, how much damage does a SAMAS do when you club some one with it?"-LBaker
  "Where the hell do these Type II Brutes keep coming from.  Everytime a Wasp flies by Nap Of Earth, we get another, oh hell...."-Cameron
  "No, I didn't copy Thor out of the book, I rolled it up.  Demi-Gods are supposed to start with Rune Weapons, and 4d6x10 isn't that much?  Godslayers, what are those?"-Nate
  "I don't think we're going to find a cryo-resuss team here.  Everyone's dead.  I think we slept longer than the 50 years DoD told us we would."-John
  "Heheheehe, and you guys laughed at me for running from 2 dogboys.  Hey Mike, what of their gear survived?"-LBaker
  "1098 M.D.C.!  Shit oh dear, Teleport w/o Error.  You guys are on your own!  <Note to GM:  Mike, I know I'm immune to plasma, but my character wants a beer>"-Phillip
  "Laugh at me for screwing Col. Lybbock, huh?  Who still has their illegal weaponry and armor, and who managed to memorize what channel their radios are set on?  Neener neener neener!"-TDQ
  "Is there any pizza?"-MCobb
  "Let me get this straight, the Sphincter Ninja, the Anal Ranger, and the Bald Headed Trouser Mouse are charging?  Hmmm, shame I thought we were retreating.  Ready guys?"-EKotwitz
  "AARRGGHH!  You piss me off so bad!  I hate you all!  How many XP did we get?"-JTD
  "The next one of you that interrupts me better have brought his jacket, it's cold out there."-Ralts
  "Woo Hoo, my 28th natural 20 in one night!!  What do you mean get my shit and leave?" Dead Mouse Man
  "I'll aim my sight at General Cabot!  No, wait!!" EKotwitz
  "I'm dead again?  Fuck this, I'm going for soda." Chapin
  "I'll jump out of the alley and whip that cloaked dudes ass!" MCobb
  "All right, watch this guys.  I'm gonna jump out of the truck, fire up my thruster, jet up to 150 feet, and tackle the flying dragon in my SAMAS armor. (note to GM-I'm gonna hit 150 feet and beat feet the hell out of here!)"-Phillip
  "The CS officer is banging on the door and demanding entry?  All right, Moreta, you open the door and Ryan Cawdor will shoot him in the face with his .45."-Ralts